It's time for another round of Camp Clark Conversations :) Never a dull moment and always loads of laugher. These conversations are just a fraction of their endless, hysterical chatter. Enjoy!
Lindsey is "Star of the Day" - Pajama Day at School
"Tayloooor! You had us worried sick you little stinker!" (after we lost T in JCP while shopping; she was MIA for about 5 minutes)
"Dylan, you better tell the doctor you can skip, whistle and snap!" (at the doctor's office)
"Taylor & Dylan (pause) I love you! You're special to me. Do you know that?"
"Oh honey. You need to look both ways before you cross (the aisle). You might get run over by a cart." (to Taylor while shopping inside Target)
"Well Dylan, that's just how God made your hand.....he made everything on your body you know." (as Dylan is showing us how long his fingers are and how well he can snap)
Dad asks if she had any baby accidents today (dribble in underwear). She gives him a dirty look and says "Taylor's over there!" (as in, wrong girl Dad!)
"Dylan and Daddy are nocturnal.........they like to sleep during the day." (they sure do like sleeping in)
"Mommy, can I buy some boobies today?" (in Target, as she walks up to me holding a girls size bra)
"We gotta get that fart outa here!" (at bedtime after Dad cuts one loose, quietly walks out and leaves their bedroom smelling so fresh)
Dad tells LTD we are going to Chili's for dinner. Taylor asks, "are we gonna get cold in there?"
Mom tells LTD that President's Day is tomorrow and asks "what do you know about our President?" Dylan shouts "he's a loser!" Lindsey says "he's a liberal". Taylor smiles and says, "God is more powerful!" (AMEN)
"I just HAVE to perform my dance for ALL my children. I just HAVE to!" (as I ask her to clean up the 100+ stuffed animals lined up against the wall)
Talking to Dylan about a potential upcoming tonsil surgery for him "Don't worry, Dylan. You can be just like me. It doesn't hurt....you just have to be patient. AND you get lots of popsicles and a ride in a wagon. You'll love it, you really will."
Mini Me - Guitar Heroes
"Dad, feel how hard I am (making a double biceps pose).........I'm rock solid!"
Mom was reading the story of Job and explained "Satan dislikes everybody including God, Job, all of us........he's our enemy." Dylan has a puzzled look on his face and asks "like the government?"
Dylan comes downstairs for breakfast, whistling with a big smile on his face and says "Good morning mom! I have the joy of the Lord in my heart today!"
"Mom, LOOK............CHILDREN!" (as we round the corner on our street........oh my goodness, they DO exist!)
"Get on the gas, woman!!" (to the woman in front of us at a light that just turned green - gee, wonder where he gets that from, Dave?)
As LTD are playing together and running around, Dylan shouts out "Stand up for the Lord, don't run away!" (good advice!)
We are at Target and Dylan shouts out to 3 different shoppers (3 seperate times), "Hi, I'm Dylan. I can snap, whistle and skip at the same time. Wanna see? (of course, he shows them and they all laugh)
We are out and about and Dylan tells a man we don't know, "Hi, I'm Dylan. I play basketball. I'm REALLY good!" (the man smiled at us and said "great attitude little fella")
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